Having Some Fun Along The Way

Got a good laugh out of this find.

Inside a hidden banker's box, labeled GIFT BOX, was a plastic bag containing newspaper wrapped items. The "packages" had tags on them which gave a clue to what was inside.

The first one was labeled: convenience in the shower
Inside was a lady's "Flicker" razor. Remember those round razors with 5 blades that you click around in a circle?

Another one was tagged: What we always begged for and said we'd feed, and we would ... for two weeks. This is the perfect one !!
Inside was a little fish that grows 600x it's size when you place it in water.

A package with the clue: brain food contained a can of tuna.

These must have been left over prizes from some crazy party we had. I wondered if the tuna would still be good. Didn't find a date on the can, so I looked at the newspaper that it was wrapped in, 1999. I kept the razor and the fish but the tuna is outta here!